Hello All WoW Players!

[:1]I am the spirit of good MMORPG's. I represent all that is great about the wonderful world of online gaming.

I grew strong during the early stages of MMORPG's. I found myself in love with the increasingly beautiful artwork and design quality of the games. I grew found of the increasing competition and complexity of these online worlds. It was a glorious sight to behold.

Then came World of Warcraft. A game made so half ass that a box of crayons and a pentium 4 processor could rival its creation. I saw the world that I loved be destroyed by the horrible game design of this abomination called WoW. Within 6 months of it's release WoW was spewing its grotesque vomit throughout the gaming world. I saw my true fans, the fans of real online gaming being thrown to the curb as 7 year olds and retired adults took the forefront of the gaming world.

It effectively destroyed anything resembling a functioning economy. The PvE standards were dropped to an all time low. The PvP was so mind numbing that a retarded squirrel randomly jumping on the keyboard could perform just as well as a talented gamer. Despite all of this shortcomings and more the game grew and grew and was populated by even more retarded squirrels. These retarded squirrels actually cheered the success of the this horrible game! I was amazed. Sadly I started to die.

But ALAS! I saw on the horizon the release of new games. Games that were not built by idiots and therefor I hoped would not be played by those who so unquestionably followed the worst game ever made. Of course, I speak about Guild Wars 2 and Star Wars: Old Republic.

Please. I beg you. All of you retarded squirrels who somehow managed to play WoW for more than 4 days- please stay in your own world or I fear that I, The Spirit of Good MMORPG's, will die forever. Stay in WoW. Do not populate the great game that is about to come out. Stay here. Stay in your comfort zone where you 733t players of crap can still somehow relate yourselves to actual gamers. Most of you have not known other games. You started with WoW. I beg you to keep it this way. Consider yourselves "Old School" because you started playing MMORPG's in 2004. AWESOME! No one will bother you or question you in your crappy WoW universe.

Seriously stay out of our good games. Your game is crap. The fact that you played anywhere near the release of the first expansion shows your willingness to blindly follow any garbage that is shuved in your face while you drool on your keyboard waiting for the next poorly made expansion pack that real gamers could beat and conquer in 48 hours. Bless you all for reading my plea.

Long live WoW! As long as you all stay there and stay away from my game.

Love you,

The Spirit of Good MMORPG